Lately these clueless idiots have been spamming me with email titled "Your wife photos"   Please!   1. I'm a girl! 2. I'm happily single! 3. So even if I was married, I wouldn't have a wife, morons! 4. Not everyone on the net is a male! 5. Shut it already!   Now that's out of the way, I'm going to be on my way to a birthday party. Catch you all later.